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Tesco Mobile: Weeeerrk It

1st July 2013 by Jen Leave a Comment

I bloody love a brand with balls and, right now, Tesco Mobile have the biggest, waggliest set around.

Want some examples of said ball waggling? Examples you shall have.

Example number 1: they sing songs to people who confess their love for them.

@ShPtel Aww shucks… we miss you too Sheen. Come back? ♫ We want you back, want you back, want you back for good ♫ ♥ #nojoke

— Tesco Mobile (@tescomobile) July 1, 2013

Example number 2: they like to flaunt what they’ve got.

@georgetirel_ Well you know what they say, if you've got it… flaunt it. #nojoke

— Tesco Mobile (@tescomobile) June 30, 2013

Example number 3: they challenge other morons to rap battles.

@Ur_Santos Is this you challenging us to a rap battle? #Brap

— Tesco Mobile (@tescomobile) June 30, 2013

Example number 4:  they will stick up for themselves with cold, hard facts to morons.

@jazzaa_x Err… we got voted best network, so we have 3.5 million people that disagree #nojoke #offyoupop

— Tesco Mobile (@tescomobile) June 30, 2013

Example number 5: they’re not a fan of pouts.

@emcam98 @HollyCurley_ Aww babez, you guys are our fave tweeters, we're lovin' the pouts you got going on #WerrkItGirls

— Tesco Mobile (@tescomobile) June 30, 2013

Example number 6: they will always change and never cheat on you.

@cuminmeniall Don't friend zone us, we promise we'll change, we won't give contracts to other girls, or text them when their mins run out

— Tesco Mobile (@tescomobile) June 30, 2013

Example number 7 : they will burn you and offer no ice.

@LiyahSummers When you realise your mates are ignoring you LOOOOOOOOL #nojoke

— Tesco Mobile (@tescomobile) June 30, 2013

It was only a matter of time before the two collided:

@andybtweeets Excuse us! @tescomobile can have the banter king title, everyone knows we are the almighty banter gods! #NoNeedToBow

— O2 in the UK (@O2) July 1, 2013

@O2 @andybtweeets You clearly need to get your head out of the clouds… your tweets are average at best #nojoke

— Tesco Mobile (@tescomobile) July 1, 2013

In other words, Tesco Mobile have nailed it. And it looks like O2 have some competition when it comes to top quality Twitter chit chat and waffle. Who wins? The almighty Banter Gods decide. Apparently.

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