I realise that this happened well over a month ago. I realise I'm a tad late to the party. I realise that people are still talking about Skyscanner Jen. For those who don't know anything about this, I happen to be this Skyscanner Jen person (shock horror) and, although I've already been outed thanks to 9Gag, I thought it might be wise to show face and maybe give a little ... Read More
And to you, schuh… I bid you goodnight
If you know me at all, you'll know that there's a few things I really like in life: LEGO, Irn Bru and the Internet. It's probably just as well that my career focuses around the latter or my existence on this bizarre planet would be super boring. Which is why a decision I made a few weeks ago was a ridiculously tough one. I am leaving schuh. And I'm the last of this lot to ... Read More
HMS Bestival and the Purple Burger Alarm
It's 12:16am and I'm sitting on a boat. Why? 'Cause I've spent the entire weekend at Bestival. Question number two: why the hell am I not sleeping on the boat like the other 6? No bloody idea. I'm knackered but my body has decided that sleep is for losers and let's send the bloody brain into overdrive. Awesome. So here I am. Wide a fucking wake on a boat in between the ... Read More
Legoland & Cardboard Laser Guns
Ah, Legoland. The place of hopes, dreams and refillable drinks cups. I have -finally- been there. And when I say I, I of course mean myself and Lawrence. And my step sister. She came along for the ride too. The glorious, glorious ride. I'll start at the beginning. Saturday 13th July early o'clock The alarm makes a racket at 4:15am. I'm already awake like a child at ... Read More