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Potty Mouthed Bandits: Call of Duty Edition

15th February 2013 by Jen Leave a Comment

So there’s times where I just sit and listen to guys play Call of Duty: Black Ops II. Why? ‘Cause you hear some amazing things. Who knew profanity could be used in such magnificent ways?

COD

I present to you my potty mouthed mates:

Who just shot me there like? I’ma tell his mam on him.
Fuckin’ got took from behind.
For fuck sake. I shot you in the face.
For fucks sake. What’s with the over fucking use of the urgghh.
Fuckin’ dickface.
I don’t even know who gonzo is.
I knew that there was some bastard there. Somewhere.
Oh, you are pissing me.
Have you seen the donuts over here? Class like.
Fuckin’ prickface shitbag.
C’mon, c’mon man! Drop me shit!
You can fuckin’ kill yo’self for all I care.
Ah for fucks sake. He knifed me the cuntin’ shitbag.
Urghh. Fatballs mun. I’m gunna find where he lives and throw his gerbil out the winda. Then I’m gunna jam his mam’s face in the fridge.
Look at him. Just standin’ at the winda. Like a prick.
Why does the helicopter sound like it’s farting?
For fucks sake. Stop hiding behind a little fucking thing, you little bitch. I will cut you.
Awwwww knickers.

 

I’d just like to note that the following phrases have been noted down within 20 mins. Classy, eh?

 

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