It is done. I have permanently scarred my leg with a fucking amazing tattoo. Yes it's on my leg so I'm bound to be a tad biased, but I couldn't be happier with it and Flo Nuttall's amazing work. Let me take you back to the 5th of February *insert magical wooshy noises and glitter* This is how my leg has been for 25 and a half years. Plain and uninteresting. Today I ... Read More
Stuff what I want to do (less fancy bucket list)
There's been a few things I've always fancied doing. For example, I've always wanted to throw myself down a steep, snowy hill with a plank of wood attached to my feet. And I've always wanted to squeeze my way into an inflatable ball and throw myself down a grassy hill. There seems to be a small theme happening here, so here's a bucket list of some stuff that doesn't involve ... Read More
Cheesin’ from cheek to cheek
Someone once told me that a girl always looks more beautiful when she smiles. Six months ago, I didn't have much to smile about. I was in a dead end relationship with someone I hoped would just remember me, in a flat I hated and had ever-looming money worries. The only thing that kept me going was my job. Since then I've met some crackin' people, rekindled friendships ... Read More
Fool of a Took!
I did it. I finally finished Lord of the Rings. By far one of the best films I've seen. It's only taken me 9 months to do it. There's a lot of stuff I could have done in that time like produce a spawn - but there's plenty of folk already doing that so I've no need to jump on that particular bandwagon. Want proof? Well, I can't really give you any but here's Frodo looking ... Read More
Hello New Year, you sexy beast.
It's come to my attention that not only do I suck at blogging but I'm also stupidly lazy. So lazy that I spent the last 2 days in my jammies at my friends house to only come home and jump right back into bed. I have come to the exciting conclusion that things need to change. Of course everyone says "oh my goooossh! It's a new year and it will be a new me". Shut up. You don't ... Read More
