It is done. I have permanently scarred my leg with a fucking amazing tattoo. Yes it's on my leg so I'm bound to be a tad biased, but I couldn't be happier with it and Flo Nuttall's amazing work. Let me take you back to the 5th of February *insert magical wooshy noises and glitter* This is how my leg has been for 25 and a half years. Plain and uninteresting. Today I ... Read More
Dear Lego
Your little foot killers engulf my life. Those little bricks seem to get everywhere. Those Minifigs seem to breed. And that's just in my bedroom. You see Mr Lego, I have a slight obsession with your brand and I have a slight obsession with Twitter. So here's my proposition: Hello Lego vine.co/v/bJTPAFB9HZr— Jen Rankine (@Censored_Pixel) January 29, 2013 Why I ... Read More
Stuff what I want to do (less fancy bucket list)
There's been a few things I've always fancied doing. For example, I've always wanted to throw myself down a steep, snowy hill with a plank of wood attached to my feet. And I've always wanted to squeeze my way into an inflatable ball and throw myself down a grassy hill. There seems to be a small theme happening here, so here's a bucket list of some stuff that doesn't involve ... Read More
Cheesin’ from cheek to cheek
Someone once told me that a girl always looks more beautiful when she smiles. Six months ago, I didn't have much to smile about. I was in a dead end relationship with someone I hoped would just remember me, in a flat I hated and had ever-looming money worries. The only thing that kept me going was my job. Since then I've met some crackin' people, rekindled friendships ... Read More
POF: Tank Drowning
A month ago I did the unthinkable; I created an account on Plenty of Fish (POF). Now, I am in no way looking for another relationship. I haven't been single since I was 14 and it's about time I enjoyed my own damn company. The sign-up was purely for comedy entertainment and to see what the world of online dating was really like. So I created the most boring profile ... Read More
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