The alarm clock – a vile little box destined to wake me up whilst I’m fighting a super villain or imaging bunnies karate chopping tigers.
But not this week! Oh no, no, no. That little bastard has been switched off ’cause I have the whole week off. And what am I doing with that week off? Nothing. Nada. Diddly squat. Just the way I like holidays.
Well, kinda. I will be doing a few things. Like playing a stupid amount of video games (it’s been neglected recently and I have at least 15 games which haven’t even been opened yet), flailing around at the gym in a pathetic attempt to get better at cycling and erm… maybe dying my hair ginger?
I’ve had white, dark blonde, light blonde, pink, green and brown hair in the past but never ginger. My skin tone is pretty much see-through so that’s not a problem; I just seem to have lost my balls when it comes to trying new colours. I fully blame Christina Hendricks for this stupid new obsession.
In other news, I got a crap tone of Lego through the post so operation ‘build a wall around my desk so my flimsy Ikea one looks awesome’ is slowly starting to take shape. Well it would if I had bought just bricks instead of a mixed selection which includes oars, a mishmash of different sized wheels, parts of an aeroplane and what can only be described as the whirry brush bit from a carwash. Just as I was about to throw a brick related strop, this little beaut arrived.
One of my Lego Moleskine notebooks that weren’t due for release ’til May appeared on my desk. Needless to say I was entertained for a good 5 minutes before realising I wouldn’t ever write in it and I’d probably just wasted a tenner.
Day one of my holiday – Still in bed at 12:34pm watching cartoons. I think this is going to be a good week.